DISCOUNT POSTCARDS, FLYERS OR E-MAIL PRINT-OUTS
Most venues we play offer you the chance to save a few bucks at the door. Before you leave to go to our shows, remember to stuff your discount document in your back pocket or keep it rolled up in one of your socks.

COMFY SHOES
Because we sure do like it when you get down at our shows. The more you boogie, the more we boogie.

A POSSE OF YOUR FAVORITE PEOPLE
When it comes to good times, the more the merrier. Bring your friends with you to our next show and add a memorable night to your palette of thrills.

YOUR OFFICIAL RIDLEY BOTTLE OPENER KEY CHAIN
If you don't have one yet, get one at our next show. It makes for a great icebreaking tool when you see someone yummy you'd like to talk to. Just bust out the key chain, crack open that special someone's bottle, and you're ready to strike up a conversation.

BOOTLEGGING EQUIPMENT
Most venues won't mind you breaking out tape recorders, cameras, camcorders, sketchpads--so bring 'em on. Just keep it on the down low if the venue happens to be picky about that kind of thing (so we don't get booted off stage, kicked in the ass, or sued). Send us your photos, bootlegs, and videos so we can add them to our site.

EARPLUGS
Use these buggers during our set and spare your friends some agony the next day by not responding to everything that comes out of their mouths with, "What'd you say?"

A POCKET-SIZE PORTUGUESE/ENGLISH TRANSLATION BOOK
Chew the fat with Fer in his native tongue and watch those big Brazilian eyes sparkle. But remember to be sly about it--study up on the drive over or during our sound check.

ENDEARING LYRICS FROM THE BUTT ROCK/METAL CLASSICS
So you and Robbie can chant them backwards before the show. For some extra kicks, bring your Ouija board along and channel the collective beast specter of Spinal Tap.

AN EXTRA SMOKE AND A CUP OF JOE
Win J's heart over by being there for him when he's out of smokes or low on his Strabucks. Don't worry if the coffee gets cold... he'll still drink it.

THE LATEST NFL STATS/GROUNDBREAKING RUMORS FROM ESPN
Talk shop with Chris after the show over a pint of Guinness. Give the St. Louis Rams some props and make a friend for life.

AN APPETITE FOR FUN
We love RIDLY shows because they're good times, so if you're hungry for some fun, come on over to our next show, get a full belly's worth, and help spread the good vibes.